YOUNG WOMEN SEE ME -- EVEN IN "HAPPYLAND!!" BUT YOUR ELDERS HIDE ME WITH "COCK AND BULL" STORIES!!

16th April 2014

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Fuck I miss home.

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15th April 2014

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Entering Hugh Jackman mode.

Entering Hugh Jackman mode.

15th April 2014

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Spent the nigh watching Doc of the Dead. Highly recommended. Bruce Campbell would be a terrible dad.

Tagged: doc of the deadbruce campbellzombies

15th April 2014

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Got my fingerprints taken. It’s all digital now, no ink, just fingers to a screen. Should get my clearance within a week.

Tagged: immigrationemigrationfingerprintsbiometrics

15th April 2014

Question reblogged from The Hearts of My Enemies with 161,320 notes

Anonymous asked: I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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15th April 2014

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You lying fuck.

You lying fuck.

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14th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Biomedical Ephemera, or: A Frog for Your Boils with 575 notes

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Biomedical Ephemera’s Cat Surgery and Wedding Celebration Giveaway!

ALRIGHT! Let’s do this. I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway for a really long time, so I’ve accumulated WAY too much stuff. Why now? Because I’m getting married in, like, three weeks, and I want to share some of the celebration with you guys! Yay!

Save Zarkoth, Destroyer of Carpets!

Much more importantly, though, I’m also doing this because my kitty needs his tooth removed, and all of our upcoming expenses mean that we can’t get this done on our own. The full story is at the donation website, and I want to get the word out that an awesome kitty could use a buck or two if you have it.

You do not have to donate to be entered into the giveaway. I really just want to get the word out so that those who can help know about it.

With that out of the way, this is the first of three lots - the other two will be posted at the end of the month, after this is concluded.

Lot 1:

  • ONE “Dr. Miles’ New Joke Book” from 1936 Full of terrible jokes and testimonials. Advertisement for Dr. Miles’ Anti-Pain Pills.
  • Choice of TWO: Inflatable Frog, Inflatable Bird, Inflatable Turtle, fossil Deinonychus life-sized wall wrap.
  • ONE Inflatable Perch Including internal organs illustrated on the side, with diagrams and teaching tools.
  • ONE Kidney-On-A-Stick Reverse is a regular kidney model, without internal components shown.
  • Choice of ONE: Inflatable Marie Curie OR Benjamin Franklin. Perfect for pranking or terrifying your science-inclined friends! Both heads have trivia about their subjects on the back.
  • THREE “Wild Wraps” Bush babies and black panthers. Perfect for organizing cords, hanging from your ponytail, or guarding your treasures!
  • Choice of ONE:
    100 Flowers and How They Got Their Names by Diana Wells OR Wicked Bugs by Amy Stewart. Both are fascinating, have bizarre, curious, and fun trivia and facts about their subjects, and I’ve used both as resources for the blog!

Giveaway Rules:

Again, you do not have to donate OR follow me to be entered, but if you like any of this stuff, you’ll probably like my blog!
Check it out!

  1. "Like" the post for one entry, reblog for a second entry. Two entries max. If the post is reblogged more than once, only the first two times will count.
  2. Winner will be chosen via Random Number Generator.
  3. The winner will be chosen on Monday, April 21, 2014.
  4. Winner will be contacted via “Ask” so please keep your ask box open!
  5. Winner will have three days to respond, before I re-roll the number.
  6. I will ship worldwide.
  7. What with the wedding, kitty surgery, and everything else coming up, please allow up to 4 weeks for delivery - though hopefully it will only take a few days!
  8. If you win this lot, you cannot win another. Feel free to promote them all, though ;D
  9. Give yourself a hug, because you’re awesome and love weird science!

I want science.

14th April 2014

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The hero we deserve.

Tagged: kamen rider bravoarmored rider bravooren pierre alphonsekamen rider gaimrole model

14th April 2014

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Pity the man with the fast right hand.

Tagged: the smallsmusicnot a wanking joke

14th April 2014

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Predators and Prey: A Roman Mosaic from Lod, Israel →

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One of the oldest surviving complete Roman mosaics dating from 1,700 years ago, a spectacular discovery made in Lod in Israel, will go on show at Waddesdon Manor in Buckinghamshire, UK. The exhibition Predators and Prey: A Roman Mosaic from Lod, Israel is presented in association with the…